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Was out on a date with an Atom, but then he split.
You can never trust atoms. They make up everything!
One of my friends was an atom. He lost an electron, so I told him, “I can see I’ll have to keep an ion, you!”
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
For you, sir, no charge!
At least he was staying positive.