Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoWhen you work for a company owned by a A..holelemmy.worldimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1574arrow-down16
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minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·edit-21 day agoTake long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a “thank you” for bringing back some lunch.
minus-squareAceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-212 hours agoLet’s be fair: by that stage you should probably also draw some blood and leave it there. Wouldn’t want to unwittingly be keeping from the boss the nutrients from that free meal.
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoTake a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoTake a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoFor good measure, you should skip breakfast and make sure you have a big lunch. No reason to give your boss any of your breakfast tho. That’s on your time.
Take long enough and you can just shit on the boss’s desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a “thank you” for bringing back some lunch.
Let’s be fair: by that stage you should probably also draw some blood and leave it there.
Wouldn’t want to unwittingly be keeping from the boss the nutrients from that free meal.
Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.
Take a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.
For good measure, you should skip breakfast and make sure you have a big lunch.
No reason to give your boss any of your breakfast tho. That’s on your time.