Not that that saying never had the last four letters of DARVO written all over it to begin with, mind, but I’m so used to seeing it in the context of discrediting trauma that I had to stare at it for several minutes to realize it meant, “If the machine constantly fucks up, maybe you’re just too stupid for touchscreens.”

Not gonna lie, my time in customer service has notably damaged my impression of people. But really, my dude? The contribution is a more insulting version of “works fine for me?”