Ah yes, the “researchers think best on no sleep, intense stress, and no life” approach.
Afterall, it’s not like they’re doing real work - like golf meetings and lazy financial crimes - because that would imply their lives have value and they do something their bosses cannot. They’re just mobile tools, and can simply run for longer, so I dunno, set a big bowl of modafinil and protein slurry in the lounge, they like that crap right? I gotta practice my swing.
Ah yes, the “researchers think best on no sleep, intense stress, and no life” approach.
Afterall, it’s not like they’re doing real work - like golf meetings and lazy financial crimes - because that would imply their lives have value and they do something their bosses cannot. They’re just mobile tools, and can simply run for longer, so I dunno, set a big bowl of modafinil and protein slurry in the lounge, they like that crap right? I gotta practice my swing.