• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    9 days ago

    If it’s Greenland - Trump won’t be able to resist bragging about the invasion before it happens.

    “Lotsa people say…” Trump uses his doing-an-impression voice “President Trump sir - you can’t invade Greenland. You can’t.” He goes back to his regular voice. “I can invade Greenland. We can just take it. Tomorrow too. Denmark - don’t try to stop me. I could drop some big nukes on you and - Skidmark. All of Denmark - skid mark. Bye bye.

    Come to think of it - Trump might do something similar the day before bombing Iran.