• Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    7 days ago

    JFC Cory ‘Windbag’ Booker.

    Dudes mouth has to hurt from talking that much. Im not sure ive talked for 24 hours straight if you added up every word ive said over my entire forty-six years on god’s gray earth.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      So then I said ‘T-Bone, is the primo stuff?’ And he said ‘Brother, you know that it is.’ It was necessary for me to use two euphemisms so I did not sully the august Senate which is one of the finest institutions in our land. America is indeed a bright, shining city on a hill - even now. Even now. And - oh, yes - I respected this fine chamber where we do the people’s work. We must always, always respect institutions and where the work is done so the American people can know how much we love and respect America.

      We must always make time for civility, comity, and decorum. In addition - there are certainly teenagers and even children watching this livestream of my purely performative activity. Street language is the vernacular. The commonplace is all well and good but not here. Not here. And…where was I? Hmmm…

      Oh, yes - he said ‘Brother, you know that it is.’ And I said ‘For reals?’ and he said…