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arrow-up11.67Karrow-down1imageWell I'm out of ideassh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square98fedilink
minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down2·2 年前The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars
minus-squareGigglyBobble@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up85arrow-down1·2 年前Or start them. Source: Iliad.
minus-squareCitizenKong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前Also the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前The harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died…
minus-squareButtholeSpiders@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 年前The rack that launched a thousand thirst traps
minus-squareKornblumenratte@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前I doubt it. As long as there are not boobs for everyone, someone, most probable male, will start a fight. I hope and wish this is a prejudice, but am still searching for evidence that it is one.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Wrong, boobs have literally started wars.
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Trojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also…
minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前 This was meant to be a joke and taking it seriously is making it weird Citing as a source The Iliad is like citing as a source fucking Harry Potter, so as far as I know we’re still 0 - 0
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前Ok then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?
minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·2 年前No I cannot, that’s why it’s a joke. I never tried to make it sound as actual facts and I’m sincerely astonished to have this kind of conversation
minus-squareIchiro@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前But denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿
The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars
Or start them. Source: Iliad.
Also the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.
The harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died…
I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.
The rack that launched a thousand thirst traps
I doubt it. As long as there are not boobs for everyone, someone, most probable male, will start a fight. I hope and wish this is a prejudice, but am still searching for evidence that it is one.
Wrong, boobs have literally started wars.
One thing doesn’t exclude the other
Ok, name a time boobs ended a war.
Trojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also…
Ok then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?
No I cannot, that’s why it’s a joke.
I never tried to make it sound as actual facts and I’m sincerely astonished to have this kind of conversation
But denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿