After a five-day manhunt that expanded beyond the nation’s largest city and across state lines, a suspect in the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has been arrested on five charges in Pennsylvania and ordered held without bail.
true. I’m just thinking that it’s possible that he wasn’t as on top of things as his initial escape led us to believe. hard to say quite yet, but this is some incredible foolishness right now.
dark horse third option: someone was just like “ok call the tip in bro, let’s waste their time for another couple days until they figure out that I framed myself” lol. Probably not tho.
sympathetic third party actor gets released from jail on Friday, obtains a bunch of stuff to incriminate himself, then gets himself arrested. it takes cops two days to figure out that he was in jail during the murder and our sympathetic actor walks
jail is just a substitute plot device here for any incontrovertible alibi that you are certain can get you off
I mean, let’s be honest, it’s Western Pennsylvania
I’m honestly surprised there aren’t more people being arrested with fake ID’s and suppressors on hand
I know greyhound is a fuck but I thought he’d be a little farther away after 5 days than Pennsylvania
That too
Hard to believe he prepared for everything and only made it a couple hundred miles away
new ultramarathon will drop soon because of this
Cross-country death race, only rule is you can’t drive yourself
Laz is now paying close attention
“got from manhattan to altoona in 5 days huh? bet i could beat that running on the AT…”
5 days, starts in central Park and goes West. You need to find shell casings that have hints for where the finish line is and what city it’s in.
That’s if it’s him.
true. I’m just thinking that it’s possible that he wasn’t as on top of things as his initial escape led us to believe. hard to say quite yet, but this is some incredible foolishness right now.
dark horse third option: someone was just like “ok call the tip in bro, let’s waste their time for another couple days until they figure out that I framed myself” lol. Probably not tho.
omg that would be incredible direct action
sympathetic third party actor gets released from jail on Friday, obtains a bunch of stuff to incriminate himself, then gets himself arrested. it takes cops two days to figure out that he was in jail during the murder and our sympathetic actor walks
jail is just a substitute plot device here for any incontrovertible alibi that you are certain can get you off
They claim the guy took a greyhound into the city so unless his alibi was in NYC, it’s probably not that