- A waiter brings baverage of questionable qualty to a customer. 
 Customer: “What even is it? Coffee or tea?”
 Waiter: “Can’t you tell?”
 Customer: “No!!”
 Waiter: “But then, why do you care?”- This has the energy of one of those old Soviet jokes - That’s because it is. 
 
 
- I love these lol 
- life is hard enough. Why are you making me choose between two delicious cups of life-sustaining plant brews? - So what you’re saying is that you drink hemp tea? The latter half of my handle approves, the former prefers fly agaric. - I’m rather square. I was thinking more along the lines of the coffee tree and the tea tree. - Forgot hemp tea could be a thing. Never tried it. 
 
 
- You see Abigail, this is why you’re still single. Now bring me some coffee. 
- Time to shitpost.  
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