: “Whoa…I’m richer than ever…I have been having the best past five years of my life! I think…I think…”

: “I’ll fire everyone and have those that remain pick up the slack, clearly I don’t need so many workers!”

: “Hello western tech workers, did you get burned by porky? Here, come work with us.”

: “Whoa whoa whoa…that’s MY reserve army of labor to sit on and do nothing with!”