Sir, a third assassin has failed

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    I love that he can’t go out in public without the donkey of the week trying to shoot him. It’s even better than an Oswald doing it competently.

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        22 days ago

        It’s hard for me to predict the dumbest timeline. This has become such a pattern with Trump that I think there could be a genuine Stupid John Wick situation where goobers endlessly sacrifice themselves to prove to no one that they aren’t like the last goober. He’ll just be a donkey magnet until he dies of natural causes at the age of 120.