• mick@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I had a brain MRI a couple of years ago and got the same. My brain and your breasts are unremarkable.

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      1 year ago

      Had a colonoscopy a couple years ago and got the same. Her breasts, your brain, and my colon are unremarkable.

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    1 year ago

    I was doing an EKG a few days ago and the machine kept giving me a weird reading. I just said huh. I’m gonna message these results to the doctor real quick. Looks like nothing to me but the machine says it wants us to double check something!

    Five minutes later the pgy4 chief resident is in the room with about five of his medical students all crowding around to get a good look.

    I think the guy would’ve preferred that his be unremarkable.

    It said the guy was basically having a fatal rhythm, but looked very suspiciously like a completely normal rhythm that the machine was seeing ghosts in. The chief resident’s conclusion was the same, but he had it sent off to cards regardless (we’re psychiatry the only part of the rhythm strip I pay attention to is the qrs complex and how far it is until the t wave. Everything else is greek to me).

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    My last x-ray results was:

    UNREMARKABLE BONY THORACIC CAGE

    I feel like they could have stop at unremarkable, no need to burn further by adding bony.