

- cross-posted to:
- onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone




cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/38532280
What is wrong with straight people? Are they okay?
I’m going for this is a parody, but I could be wrong
I think you can safely assume it’s a joke.
Just to ensure my mental health remains intact, I choose to interpret all twitter posts as jokes.
I pay by punching the cashier with a roll of quarters.
It would be more masculine to insert the quarters into the cashier. The penetration is the point.
Gold bullets are like $400 a pop