My brain is now imagining a world where a woman is so intrigued by her vampy saviour of the night that she ends up going out late at night and feigns vulnerability to draw the attraction of another predatory man, who ends up being the prey for the actual predator — the vampire lady.

They fall in love and repeat this schtick as a regular hunting strategy. This way, there’s less chance of women walking home being freaked out, and both women in the hunter team feel empowered by their bizarre date nights.

Based, I’d like to be that vampire to the transphobes and creeps

That would be a pretty cool movie concept.

Except for the men who are also vampires. Then a lot of women in the city would probably end up as dinner.

Guess, in the end, it’s better for women that there are no vampires.