Now watch this drive
I became sexually active in that window where women commonly kept their pubic hair unless they were kinky or specifically into the bare feels¹, and porn was rife with shaved offerings and French-style runways.
¹ Every woman I was around for too long would reveal that yeah, she struggle with the maintenance process, whether in-grown hairs or surprise scratchiness or whatever. Full bush is a lot easier to maintain.
So my brain associated real relationship sex with pubic hair. It was one of those signals that indicated we’re not just honeymooning or doing a one-night stand but trying to do something real.
It wasn’t always true, to my disappointment, but brains work in funny ways.
Beggars can’t be choosers!
Finally, someone that understands my… “interests”
Smooth shaved seems weirdly childlike IMO. Adults have hair.
Unshaved seems weirdly ape-like IMO. Adult humans shave hair
Do you think completely unshaved people look like children?
Guess what humans are lol
Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.
Anyone who wouldn’t lick
the sweat offtheir partnerfaceanywhere is a coward.
Who needs blue pills when I have your erotic prose!
I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.
You don’t enjoy flossing?
I saw them live and Gavin was lip syncing but it only became obvious when he climbed the barrier to run through the crowd during a song.
I also went to the band at first.
Really? That’s pretty fucked up!
I heard a live thing they did for SiriusXM a while back, he really doesn’t have the range for the old stuff anymore. I wondered why the band didn’t drop the key, it didn’t sound good at all.
Thats crazy - yea i can totally get the range is different you just have to adjust! I know I’ve heard other lead singers saying they were jealous of the range they used to have when they were younger.
“I don’t like pie.”
“Ok, you don’t deserve any.”
I mean…?? Might as well just say “Fuck you for not liking pie!” Same thing.
you can fuck someone who removes their bush, but that’s a sad arrangement indeed
It’s even sadder to fuck someone with no pie. :(
Yummy. Post-coital pie
What we get and what we deserve are two different things… can you give it to them froso?
