Wait why is this nsfw? I’m dumb

This shit looks like an ad.

These fucking guys. They think their tip should be worth the effort they put in, and I’m looking at my ice cold order that looks like it’s been banging around in a clothes dryer for an hour. I appreciate the effort but, fuck, I wouldn’t have ordered anything if I knew it was going to be this way.

Did someone order a walnut?

Is this what the soul-crushing burden of capitalism has come to? Even cold-blooded reptiles need to grind & hustle for survival now?