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Gasp, they have to wait that long to be saved from the clutches of those homeless warlords?
I’m sure they’ll all be welcomed to Portland, maybe even showered in Voodoo donuts and Portland’s famous drag queens and strippers.
Being showered in Voodoo Donuts could be considered harassment as their donuts are terrible. Only the tourists go there.
Oregon national guard: but I am le tired
Well then take a nap.
ZEN FIRE ZE NATIONAL GUARD!!
