Stockholm Syndrome is a hell of a drug.

I would never buy a gaming console that had a hardware booby trap. Why do so many companies hate their customers and fans?

Nintendo is just about the most dogshit a company can be without supporting Israel.

You didn’t “just need Nintendo Online”. You needed to have had it for consecutive two years as either the sole owner or head of the family account, 50 hours of having played games plus, crucially, having agreed to share that data with Nintendo, as well as having agreed to marketing emails, all prior to their announcement. Or you just preordered it literally anywhere else.