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I hate that I recognize it instantly.
I do not, please explain
CEO cheating with the HR lady headline for the past few days.
Cheating CEO of Astronomer caught on kiss cam at Coldplay concert with his HR chief. Their hearts will not go on.
Side note, I’m amazed you’ve missed the memes. Seems to be every third one on my feed.
Every time I hear about this, my main take away is “why would you name a company Astronomer?”
My favourite meme I’ve seen suggested it was a deliberate ploy to increase brand recognition. Obviously not true but it would have been incredible work from the marketing team if it was.
Personally, I’m happy for them.
I’m happy for the wife. This likely voids their prénup, assuming they included standard clauses.
![[Arcade Rage] A Cold Play: These hearts will not go on.](https://i0.wp.com/arcaderage.co/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/mart-virkus-coldplay-concert-affair.png){kind=link}