The Department of Homeland Security said in a statement that “1,000 rioters surrounded a federal law enforcement building and assaulted ICE law enforcement officers, slashed tires, defaced buildings, and taxpayer funded property.”

Ignoring the fact that the DHS apparently no longer has any employees capable of using the Oxford comma properly, first of all, cool, and, second of all, I never gave my permission to waste my money on that crap.