Geordi trying to hack Data into learning contractions by exploiting his ability to use possessives.
Edit: Ugh, why didn’t I use “It’s a beautiful ship” and stay in theme? Guess this is one of the drawbacks of starting with the punchline and building the joke backwards.
 
- There was a fluke in Data’s programming in the pilot and he could use contractions. 
- The root of the issue is the processing of language, not the sounds themselves. “Its” and “it’s” are homophones, but they’re not the same word. - Plus, didn’t they confirm he can use contractions if he’s reading, or otherwise repeating published music/literature? I swear I read that somewhere - “In Theory” he comes in saying “Honey, I’m home!” No problem. Because Data can speak contractions. His language processing just has a hard time with them. But he can absolutely say the words. 
 
 
 
 
- Did they ever invent a reason why Data can’t use contractions? - I don’t recall. I always assumed it was deliberate to further set him apart from the emotionally-unstable, ax-crazy Lore. 
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