Abgesehen davon, dass ich dieses Michmich und seine Aussage sehr gut finde, die Beiden wären die Idealbesetzung für eine Asterix-Verfilmung gewesen.

He won’tdo the whipping himself. That would be hard work. Merz and his ilk don’t work. They have others work for their wealth and pretend the’re doing it all by themselves.

What else should one expect of a country that elected a criminal, demented moron with the mind of a 5 year old? Twice.

Wespenautomat, die Geschäfsidee. Wo kann ich investieren?

Rich parasite who hasn’t done any actual work in his whole life demands people work more for his and his leech friends’ wealth.

Fuck him.

Welcher Finger?

Der Krauthobel von meiner Oma betritt den Raum…

The four words “stupid corrupt fascist cunt” shouldn’t be that difficult to translate into every European language (including regional dialects)

Hoffentlich Papiergeld. Dem gönne ich, wenn er sich an Papier schneidet.

Immer noch besser, als der Plapperkäfer.

Und an der Tür war 1 Schild “Vorsicht bissiger Leopard” oder so.

Gute Idee, im Bad sind normalerweise keine Rauchmelder, die dann nerven.

They are a bit more brazen in their corruption. Like when they lowered VAT for hotel stays from 19 to 7% and accepted a donation of 1 million € from a hotel chain afterwards.

You are right about most other parties being incredibly corrupt, though.

Natürlich wird der während seiner Amtszeit sterben, denn der denkt gar nicht daran, sein Amt wieder abzugeben.

They aren’t democrat. They are maximally corrupt cleptocrats who will sell their political influence to the highest bidder. This is the opposite of democracy.

Unchecked neoliberal cleptocracy and its social consequences, combined with parroting far right rhetoric to gain cheap voters is what gave rise to the AfD and their ilk in the first place.

Why? Fire safety wise, it fits with the event that is commemorated like an arse fits on a bucket.

But you typically can’t pack such thick candles tightly enough to heat up all the wax beyond its flash point.

AFAIK they are injecting themselves something, no idea whether the enlargement is permanent, or just temporary.

Theoretically, all candles, practically, candles where the wax is held in some kind of container are more prone to this. Wax is technically a combustible liquid (it will only burn in its liquid state, and what actually burns, are its vapours). Due to the relatively high flash point of wax, it normally only burns with the aid of a wick. If you stack enough candles too close to each other, the wax can potentially heat up beyond its flash point, though, and start burning on its entire surface. Foreign objects falling into the molten wax, acting as an additional wick, can also increase the heat output of a candle’s flame, heating the wax beyond its flash point.

This phenomenon typically only happens with candles that are enclosed in some sort of container where the entire wax can and will melt. With stick type candles, the excess molten wax will usually run off, away from the flame heating it, and when all the wax is gone, the flame will go out. Unless you put them into some kind of relatively small container, where the wax can accumulate and the hat can’t get away. But you’d need some awfully small container with an awful lot of stick candles in order to achieve that.

More like dodgy fire safety reloaded.

Can’t think of a more fitting memorial to be honest.

Can’t make this shit up.