

I worked at a 18+ cinema (served alcohol. Not that kind.) and 50 shades of gray came out (I’m dating myself hard here…)
Anyways we had this giant group of 40-60 year old women who came in and started having vibrator duels like they were lightsabers. Weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen and they almost got tresspassed for it.












Don’t forget poor people as well. They’re starting fires too, probably.