Middle name’s The.
So, can we call reaping what you sew getting “Charlie Kirked” now? Watching the media and Trump already canonizing this guy as a martyr is sickening. Seriously. “Oh… he got young people into politics… he was a cultural icon… what a tragedy…” Like, never mind that this piece of trash was just another bigoted mouthpiece for the establishment literally poisoning America. I don’t have any sympathy at all for him or the rest of his ilk. Fuck 'em all but six.
Lol. So apparently I had the Bot Account option switched on under my user profile. I don’t remember checking it, but apparently that’s something you can do
Weird. I have no idea why that’s on there.
I recommend the new series. It’s a bit more adult. It’s kind of more grown up just like the kids that watched the original are more grown up so far. I’m 5 episodes in and it’s solid. Still retains that same frenetic spirit.
One of the new episodes of Gumball has the answer to this. I never thought I’d see a kids show so blatantly just say it… EAT. THE. RICH.
I don’t want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast…
Yeah this is a real image. It’s all post-processed smoothing from subtle movements captured on what was probably a 3 photo HDR bust by a camera phone. Meanwhile, some of the issues are literally artifacts from compression and the rolling shutter.
I read this in Alistair Sims voice.
Yeah! Fuck pullover hoodies. They literally suck. When you get warm, instead of simply unzipping I gotta pull the whole thing off and over my head. Then my Tshirt and hair get messed up and it’s a whole thing. Zipups forever. I’ll die on this hill.
Stupid bitch doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Film at 11!
No, it is just endlessly looking up and trying to get a movie to play on Paramount+
This is why I primarily use my phone to eye fuck the nastiest hardcore porn into my brain. If it’s all going to shit I might as well be gooned the fuck out
I never really understood the debate. In reality, if you were standing in front of the dress it is black and blue. Now, if you take a digital photo of the dress and post it on the internet as a terribly compressed jpg, with weird white balancing, and brightness/contrast turned up and down it is gold and white. The debate isn’t really about the reality of the color of the dress but the reality of a badly edited photo.
I’ve probably watched that video from Conan O’Brien 100 times and it never fails to make me laugh every time. His delivery is just perfect.snd Conan’s reaction is priceless.
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”
The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”
And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on."
-Norm Macdonald
A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
Evangelion will let you skip ahead 14 years…
So yesterday was the 9/11 anniversary. There was also a school shooting on the same day this piece of human garbage was rightfully shot in the jugular. I read and scour the news every day and use Google News as an aggregator. So does my wife. You had to scroll down about 10-15 stories to even get to the school shooting, and I swear… I didn’t see much coverage about 9/11 at all. Not like they usually do every year. But here we are with Charlie Kirk’s stupid fucking face plastered everywhere as if he is someone to be admired. 9/11 and the aftermath of the war on terror DESTROYED this country. As far as I am concerned, the terrorists fucking won. All progress made up to that point began to faulter and collapse as the divisions between people beating the drums of war in that time and those that didn’t want to necessarily go to war or a multifront full scale war grew further and further. That was the straw that broke the camel’s back leading us to now, where a bigoted, misogynistic, homophobic, piece of shit like Charlie Kirk even makes the fucking headlines. What a fucking time to be alive.