Just add one to the number each time.

I’m on “[passwordiveusedforyears]22!” at work.

For otherwebsites I’m on things like “[passwordIveusedforyears][websitename]!”

Proper 2FA is secure enough for most people to keep using the same password so long as it hasn’t been compromised. And a few things, like work passwords, email passwords, and bank passwords should be unique to thaspecific account.

Really, the biggest security hole is requiring logins for fucking everything. That’s why there’s a million password leaks. Why does a news website need me to sign in? Why do I need an account and password to order a pizza that I’m gonna pay for in-person?

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire…

You get the friends and family rate?

What I find shocking is how terrible swipe-texting has gotten. Back in the early days of Swype and SwiftKey it was fantastic. Now I’m lucky to string together a single sentence without it getting 4 words wrong.

I am a scuba instructor and professional underwater photographer. I’m also obese.

Scuba is not a sport that makes one fit - especially as you get better at it and improve buoyancy skills to the point you aren’t even having to swim most of the time. When I dive, I’m essentially just existing underwater, not even supporting my own body weight.

According to his will, he also owned 124 slaves at the time of his death.

I just want to know who I Starfleet HR thinks having the first officer of the flagship have his ex for a counselor is okay.

I’m okay with that.

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I have seen a divorce caused by the presence of a kid.

Coworker and her husband adopted a teenager who had issues. He started physically assaulting my coworker and she didn’t feel safe in the house and wanted the kid gone. Husband said they’d made a promise to care for and love him. In the end, he chose the kid over his wife and they ended up divorced.

Also - I first heard this story from her when she had a breakdown about it on my first day at the job when I went to ask for the key to the supply closet.

In some martial arts classes in college, we messed around with chokes 1 day and I never went back. I was knocked out once, and when trying it on someone else for “a few seconds” to be safe I put my partner in a choke and it was eerily fast. They ragdolled on like a second. They were conscious but dizzy like 10 secomds later, and I was like “nope.”

Exactly. There’s no good option.

They’re gonna get fucked either way, so might as well tell Trump he can get fucked too.

The cool thing was, when the biggot-wing left, the United Methodists were able to finally fully embrace inclusion!

Be careful now.

The methodist church had a schism recently. There’s the “United Methodist” and the new “Global Methodist.”

The Global Methodist church was founded specifically to exclude gay people. They also have much smaller apportionments (church’s equivalent of taxes that the individual churches pay to the organization and is used for things like relief work), and allow the congregations to directly hore and fire clergy so the preachers can’t get all uppity and tell them not to be prejudiced or to be kind or welcoming to people who aren’t like you.

The only thing it’s useful at is shit that isn’t necessary.

We had a P&Z member at the city I work at get butthurt because we corrected him at a meeting, so the city manager asked me to write an apology letter to him.

That was the one time I loved ChatGPT. It was bullshit that didn’t need to happen that I didn’t care about and achieved nothing, so I let the fucking bot write it.

Lots of hospitals were started by churches.

One of Texas’s biggest medical providers is the Methodist Health System, with 12 full-fledged hospitals and over 100 clinics that started as a hospital in Houston founded by the Methodist church. For most people, it’s just another hospital. The church doesn’t get any of the money or anything.

Catholic hospitals, however, are a little more notorious for denying care based on religious principles - with abortion and birth control being the big one. They won’t do abortions, offer contraceptives, or perform vasectomies, for instance.

Well, it’s a Seagate, so it still comes out to about a hundred bucks a month.

Texas did this bigtime in 2003. The GOP, for the first time Texas history, had control over the house, Senate, and governor’s mansion. They gerrymandered the fuck out of Texas.

In 2002, the majority of US House Representatives from Texas were Democrats. After the redistricting in 2003, the 2004 elections gave the GOP its first congressional majority out of Texas, with 2/3rds of the seats.

Texas isn’t that red. Its shift to the right is fairly recent, and it was driven by having a Texan run for President and GOP fuckery with the elections.

But that’s the thing with the GOP. You give them absolute power one time, and they’ll never, ever give it up.

It’s a great play.

Every single Democrat running against these assholes next November will be able to say the Republican candidate voted against the release of the Epstein files. That’s their headshot in the debates. “Representative X voted against the release of the Epstein Files” is an easy campaign strategy.

I’m a white Christian man, and that sounds awful.

I don’t understand how people can want to live in that world.