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Christ is a common misconception - it’s actually Chris T, as in Christie, as in Chris Christie. This whole Christianity thing is his doing!


Yeah! They illegally immigrated invaded from Africa!


I tell this to people and they simply do not understand. “What if you found something you like doing, then it’s not really work!” It’s still working. I will not enjoy it. I would rather have the freedom to choose what I’m doing at any particular time. People just cannot grasp that idea. But I also may not be explaining myself well, such is life.


Could it be that this is the truth physics can no longer ignore? Find out in our season finale! Coming up next, this man claims to be pregnant with Montezuma’s gold, but will Montezuma have his… revenge?
It’s plane to see that this gift will never be forgotten.


I’m from the northeast United States, my ex-wife would do the advent wreath. My family would do an advent calendar; we particularly loved the Lego ones.
Winds of Shit, that’s my favorite Scorpions song!


Yar har fiddle-de-dee…


The spice data must flow.


That number seems low.


How many pants could underpants pants if underpants could pants pants?
Thanks! I changed my video switcher from cut to wipe.


Zero tolerance strikes again…
Secret lairs will continue until morale improves.


If I’m walking around a park, I may wear earphones. If I’m walking on sidewalks around the city, I’m way too paranoid. I like to be able to hear my surroundings. Case in point, I was crossing a street at a crosswalk with the walk signal active when I was nearly hit by a car; the driver was clearly distracted and ran the red light. The only reason I wasn’t hit was because I heard the car coming and I stopped in the middle of the crosswalk to avoid getting hit. If I had kept going at my pace, I for sure would have been hit.


Agree, hard to run with no legs in a vacuum.
That’s what I do, I know things and I drink.


R.E.M. does a cover of Leonard Cohen’s First We Take Manhattan that I recently discovered.
Preexisting and self inflicted! The video started juuuust after the self inflicted head shot. Trust me, bro, my dad works for ICE/CIA/FBI/Teletubbies.