Bye bye, Karen.

Judging from the amount of kids he’s got, I think Elon’s been “done” enough.

The whole country going insane makes me feel like I’M insane, because a rational world view no longer applies.

From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”

After sacrificing JD Vance to a volcano, the gods showed their displeasure by giving mankind seven years of plague and pestilence.

“When they go low, we go high! Ah, that brilliant political strategy that worked so well for the Democrats in 2016!” - Ronny Chieng

Do you even know who your opponent is? Do you know what day it is? Point to the cow in this picture. No, that’s a horse.

Be thorough! Surround him with bulletproof glass from all angles, and make sure there’s no air holes where bullets could get through. He will be completely impervious to both bullets and oxygen!

Also like Fable, he makes a lot of tall promises he has no intention of keeping.

Against Captain Bonespurs? Ha ha! HA HA HA! Get out of here with that shit. “Democracy dies in we’re going to do some cheerleading for the dictator anyway.”

Brain worms and bear cruelty are hot button issues for Joe Rogan, apparently. Is anyone really surprised the nutjob would pick the nutjob candidate?

Between this, the antisemitism of Bobby Fischer, and the guy cheating with the power of teledildonics, I have to wonder what the hell is up with chess players.

“Where are the old gamers?” Yo! “The thirty year old gamers?” Never mind.

He probably is afraid. He doesn’t get a rich people handicap, though. He can’t just pencil in any score like he does when he cheats at golf. As for reimbursement, L to the O to the L on that one. Maybe the GOP should “reimburse” all the people who died from COVID because they listened to Trump’s dumb advice about taking aquarium cleaner to cure it.

Wasn’t that the problem with the first debate? CNN made it as cushy as possible for Trump while putting Biden at a disadvantage. They didn’t fact check all of Trump’s lies, because why should a news channel report facts?

“I didn’t say that forty thousand times during the 2016 election!”

It’s not like anyone’s going to do anything about it.