1. I am the only person in the entire country who knows and follows the rules for operating a vehicle.

This is a constant source of frustration for me. Im on the spectrum and even though my logical, intelligent side of the brain understands that rules are just words; the emotional part of my brain just screams “THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS” every time someone hits their hazard lights and just gets out of their car in the middle of a 35mph road.

2. Streaming services were better than cable for about 3 years somewhere between 2013 and 2019. Now there’s too many, they’re too expensive, and they shuffle their libraries around too much.

I wanna watch key and peele. oops its not on the comedy central app? who owns comedy central…hmmm…paramount? okay its on paramount plus…and its just a link that takes me to Amazon video? why? just play the show what is this

if they start, itll be the last straw that finally gets me to just go find a local farm and buy food direct from the source

grocery stores trying to get me to sign up for their reward program or whatever

Im surprised Aldi hasnt completely taken over the entire country by now because of how they skip all the bullshit

its a grocery store. i walk in, i buy food, i leave

could not be simpler.

My local Kroger, however, has automated price cards that adjust to scalp their customers during high-traffic periods.

this is a practice that should be rewarded via targetted arson of distribution centers until our demands are met

oops autocorrect lmao

i meant this is a practice that should be outlawed via legislation that follows our due processes

oh i forgot the killing spree shoutouts

killing spree

rampage!

Unstoppable

…

G O D L I K E

HEADSHOT

HEADSHOT- DOUBLEKILL

MULTIKILL

ULTRA KILL

…MMMMMMM MONSTER KILLL LLLLLL

I wouldnt come to America until we see how our next election goes

If the Democrats win, you might be okay in a couple years

but if not, moving to California in 2024 is gonna be like moving to Poland in 1938

We are on the precipice of launching into fully unchecked fascism, or starting twenty years of the hardest repair work conceivable in order to make this country worth living in again

I really dont want to catch any legal flak for saying this but i just think if we caught and abducted a billionaire real estate mogul qe could probably have this problem like 70% fixed in under a week

i think i was born too late to relate to most millenials

for me, big computer is for either

A. Something that needs more power (gaming, CAD)

or

B. Something easier to do with a mouse and keyboard (long documents, fps games, video and photo editing, etc)

but i have no problem spending $3,000 on something through my phone screen. I bet whatever business im buying from has a mobile-first design for their website anyway

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now that one i knew

oh no

i feel rad as fuck basically all the time

have you tried becoming a corvid? its a great life. Steal shiny things from big dumb humans, scream at the top of your lungs at all hours of the day, poop on cars

and occasionally torment an alcoholic horror author

America dominates my news feeds to the point that I just assumed law enforcement was an internationally fascist agency

dont forget the trickster god character who shows up to teach Picard valuable lessons a few times a season

you know, Loki

i mean Mxyptlk

i mean Hermes

i mean Anansi

damn what was his name? Omnipotent, sows chaos, acts as an on again off again antogonist, can warp reality to his will, teleport and shapeshift…

Bugs Bunny

Are there any lawyers in here who could write a “politicians are not allowed to say easily disproven things in a public forum any more” law?

Something where we can legally tell morons to shut up and then they actually have to

im astounded they were arrested

usually these news articles end with “and the police did nothing at all until a black teenager was spotted holding a churro and shot into a fine mist by 30 officers on scene”

is your house just an oven and a light switch?

every netsec admin i know lives like that and is DISGUSTED at how many “smart” appliances i have

If a product says “AI” on it, and its not talking about NPCs in a videogame, i assume the product is shitty and took 30x the energy to produce than a human-made product of the same quality

thats good advice thanks

i dont know any terf signals because i dont talk to those people

i accidentally run into fascist dog whistles on occasion for the same reason.

What if i told you that any group, organization or business that places profits and advertising revenue above objective truth and a quality product is, by default, always going to be right-wing aligned?