• MourningDove@lemmy.zip
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    7 hours ago

    These headlines always fuck with me:

    “Today, The Plus Was Minused By The Minus That Plused The Minused Minus’s Plus”

    Or…

    A Judge Today Ruled In Favor Of The Bad Thing Being Re-Badded By Blocking The Bad Bits That Blocked The Bad Thing’s Good Parts From Being Badened By The Bad Good Thing.”

    Thank god a lot you you can decipher this stuff because I have to go to the comments to figure out how I’m supposed to take this news… 🤣