Só I started to watch Star Trek because of my husband and I have a few questions about Data (+18 talk, NSFW, so if you are under 18 leave)

So Data bangs someone on the first episode or second I don’t remember anymore, and he said he is programed in techniques and all that makes him sound like he has kamasutra books in his memory.

But I recently watched an episode (I think it was S07E01) where he gets pissed at a Borg and does all that to try to recreate emotions, including (he says to Troi) expose himself to +18 content to see if he feels something and he doenst feel nothing.

Which leads me to ask… Why all the programming if he doenst feel nothing when banging? Also, in the first episode where he bangs that woman how did it went since he can’t feel anything he just puts his pole up and she does all the riding while he just lays there? In the episode he created Lal, she sees 2 people making out and asks Guinan what’s happening and Guinan says Lal she should ask Data about it, how do you think that conversations went? Like: Dad what were those 2 people doing there? Idk, “I can’t really feel anything but the other time this girl seemed to enjoy it, just put the pole up and let her ride” Since Data is made of parts can “it” be detached? When Data cums assuming he can cum at all, does he fire nanobots or something, or nothing at all? Is the size and thickness customisable? Can he vibrate? No one ever think to give him the nickname of Sybian Soong? Since Lore is basically Data with slightly different code, does he also have a funcional pole? How interesting would it be to have a DP with both at the same time? Data was created by a man, do you think he thought Data where to find Mr. Clit?

  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    I’m a trans guy so I’ve certainly browsed the options for detachable penii, I’ve seen one that does do the “turkey baster/ squirt gun” thing with some kinda facsimile batter, lol.

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      2 days ago

      What? But wait a minute does it stays hard the whole time or goes away after 30 seconds like most cis straight guys do?

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        Stays hard the whole time, lol. Trans guys can go all night. ;)

        Packers stay flaccid, what’s called “pack and play” (uncomfortably, that’s also a term for collapsible playpens) kinda fold down so you can pack with them and adjust them to be fully functional, but you’ve got all the problems of being a shower rather than a grower with those and they’re kinda in the way for daily wear. Most of the more gimmicky ones are bedroom use only but swapping for the bedroom is practical for other reasons.