Só I started to watch Star Trek because of my husband and I have a few questions about Data (+18 talk, NSFW, so if you are under 18 leave)
So Data bangs someone on the first episode or second I don’t remember anymore, and he said he is programed in techniques and all that makes him sound like he has kamasutra books in his memory.
But I recently watched an episode (I think it was S07E01) where he gets pissed at a Borg and does all that to try to recreate emotions, including (he says to Troi) expose himself to +18 content to see if he feels something and he doenst feel nothing.
Which leads me to ask… Why all the programming if he doenst feel nothing when banging? Also, in the first episode where he bangs that woman how did it went since he can’t feel anything he just puts his pole up and she does all the riding while he just lays there? In the episode he created Lal, she sees 2 people making out and asks Guinan what’s happening and Guinan says Lal she should ask Data about it, how do you think that conversations went? Like: Dad what were those 2 people doing there? Idk, “I can’t really feel anything but the other time this girl seemed to enjoy it, just put the pole up and let her ride” Since Data is made of parts can “it” be detached? When Data cums assuming he can cum at all, does he fire nanobots or something, or nothing at all? Is the size and thickness customisable? Can he vibrate? No one ever think to give him the nickname of Sybian Soong? Since Lore is basically Data with slightly different code, does he also have a funcional pole? How interesting would it be to have a DP with both at the same time? Data was created by a man, do you think he thought Data where to find Mr. Clit?
Presumably, his knowledge base includes recognizing signs and signals from his partner and how to react accordingly.
Fully functional is fully functional, not just a dead fish. Also it was with Tasha Yar in s1e3 “The Naked Now” (if the pilot is counted as 2 episodes).
The rest is likely answered by various fan fiction.
dude, have you seen this show?I know that you know better. he might make a lucky guess once in a great while and somewhat predict another person’s reaction, but he’s pretty shit at doing that. even after he gets emotions.The whole episode is a mess. Sure, its a callback to “The Naked Time” silliness, but that his positronic neural net would also be affected is a stretch. One can only hope he was an attentive lover.
Some early episodes have to be taken with some leniency as the show was just starting to work out the characters and ideas. Much like a TOS fan would watch the pilot episode and see Spock very animated and even smiling at one point and just shrug it off knowing that’s not how he ends up.
As he explained in the episode, his positronic functions were as much a matter of biochemistry as they were technology.
Só, not a dead fish but close to it? Like a “jack-hammer”? Just dang dang dang and after 20 min asking “did you come?” 😹😹😹
Not a dead fish, but a weirdly electrified one. And you wouldn’t have to ask him if he came, because that would electro zap you too.
Although, he would apologize way too much
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I mean some people are into electro play, not my case tho I’m afraid of everything related to electricity