Love Gregg!
Yesss Night in the Woods.
I’m definitely overdue for another playthrough
I never finished. I started a playthrough on my Switch, but mostly use a Steam Deck now…wonder if the save will transfer? (It’s a hacked Switch) Some games do, some games don’t.
I doubt it for NITW. Just wait a bit until you forget everything you’ve done and replay :D
Yup, didn’t work, will have to start over. I figured!
If anything playing football probably makes you realize it earlier, being around all those sweaty fit guys
“you know, right after I get tackled there’s this moment where it feels really good for some reason. Oh well I’m sure it means nothing.”
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I don’t think cargo shorts are straight. What are you putting in all those pockets if not spare buttplugs?
spare buttplugs. but theyre for our lady not us. well not most of us. probably not me. idk
Women don’t have buttholes because they don’t poop.
tried telling my gf this and she wouldnt believe me. 🙄 women
She’s gaslighting you. Like the gatekeeping girlboss she is.
Lube?
Don’t need that.
They aren’t straight, but they’re a very “attracted to women” article of clothing
Sucking two cocks at once sounds like a logistical nightmare. Did he mean alternating between one and the other, or do The Gays have more ingenuity than I give them credit for?
I can barely fit a regular size burger in my mouth. it just doesn’t open that far. how tf are people fitting two dicks without hurting somebody
Practice and skill, my friend.
Practice and skill
I’ve got it!
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Does being celibate count as doing everything in his power? 🙏🙏🙏
Being a shitty person and not reproducing would have been an excellent start.
Football is gay AF. Constantly touching men, smacking man ass, showering with men. But seriously is the ass smacking part of some coach grooming tactics that got twisted into a “good job”?
We hit the helmet or shoulder pads, the ass smack was weird to me from day 1
I knew I liked cock before I knew what gay was. Good fucking luck, Stevie.
Maybe he should have made you go to kindergarten so you could learn how to share! Who just keeps two dicks all to themselves?!
I know, capitalist hoarder scum.
Good luck my guy! I live in your freedom.
I only wish that one day in the future I could go to a sex positive party thing and just be the thing I do on weekends.
