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minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·6 days agoI don’t think cargo shorts are straight. What are you putting in all those pockets if not spare buttplugs?
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days agospare buttplugs. but theyre for our lady not us. well not most of us. probably not me. idk
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 days agoWomen don’t have buttholes because they don’t poop.
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 days agotried telling my gf this and she wouldnt believe me. 🙄 women
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoShe’s gaslighting you. Like the gatekeeping girlboss she is.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoThey aren’t straight, but they’re a very “attracted to women” article of clothing
I don’t think cargo shorts are straight. What are you putting in all those pockets if not spare buttplugs?
spare buttplugs. but theyre for our lady not us. well not most of us. probably not me. idk
Women don’t have buttholes because they don’t poop.
tried telling my gf this and she wouldnt believe me. 🙄 women
She’s gaslighting you. Like the gatekeeping girlboss she is.
Lube?
Don’t need that.
They aren’t straight, but they’re a very “attracted to women” article of clothing