oranges are better.
Why orinch shiny
Oranges have a thing wax-like outer layer. Apples have it too but its duller.
Oranges are superior to apples.
I hope you choke on an orange rind you asshole!
Compare: Both are fruit, both are roughly round, both have stems.
Contrast: The one on the left is redder and less shiny than the on the right. The stem on the right is green and less woody than the one on the left fruit.
Additional research necessary, consider vivisecting the fruits to see how their internals compare and contrast.
Share your analysis.
left fruit is on the left and right fruit is on the right. ergo, something something butt stuff stundays
Fascinating…!?
no that’s not where we put the fasc
I laughed way too hard at this, my wife thinks I’m crazy.
If Shakespeare could compare people to summer days then I can compare one type of fruit to another.
Why couldn’t you compare them? They’re both fruit.
You can compare anything, just list the similarities and differences
I don’t know, man. They’re not even in the same ballpark. It’s a day-and-night difference. It would be like comparing cabbages and carrots.
But they’re both vegetables? This makes even less sense.
Vegetables don’t exist
One is a root, the other a flower.
Very different vegetables though. It’d be like comparing wine and beer.
Lil Dicky performed a song in which he sang “bitch, why can’t fruit be compared?”
My wife and I oft quote this to each other.
Do you fuck with the war?
Yo, the brain’s gotta poop!
Each type of fruit has different KPIs
it’s like dividing by zero. mathematically impossible.
Theybare also both round shape, they grow from trees…
Oh shall I compare thee to a summer eve…?
Anarchy
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Not to worry. Comparing apples to mandarines is perfectly legal.
Finally! Someone else who isn’t afraid to be the best kind of correct.
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hahaha Thank you! You reminded me of such masterpiece.
My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.
And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
They got the metric system over there.
You lunatic!
