• TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
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    4 days ago

    While I like most animals, I wouldn’t say frogs are my favorite. I find bugs and snakes more interesting generally, but frogs are undeniably cool. Is my bi pass revoked, or do I get a pass?

    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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      4 days ago

      They’re changing the rules next month where you can’t get your bisexual card unless you own 12 frog items, have a pet frog, are into anthropomorphic frogs sexually, or have ever tried to fuck a frog.

      The criteria of being attracted to multiple genders still applies, but the frog addendum means it will no longer be the only requirement.

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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        4 days ago

        Whoa, there. Calm down. We need to find out their view of Kermit and Miss Piggy relationship before anyone hands out some free passes!!

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          4 days ago

          Ms Piggy was not exactly a ‘beard’ in the relationship, let’s just call it ‘complicated’. Kermit was clearly roomates with Fozzie. Sometimes they would all get Sweetums tipsy at the pool and things would get real fuzzy.