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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 天前

UK vs US sex

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UK vs US sex

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ooli3@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 天前
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    Censoring “shoot” now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.

    Fuck I hate sanitised internet.

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      And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄

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        Fuck!

      • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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        How dare you say the M word! No one should ever say that, you sick bastard!!

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        How come we haven’t gotten a dance+song combo since gangam style?

        • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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          We have, you’ve just aged out of the demographic

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            Laying down on a heating pad cause my back hurts today makes this sting really bad.

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        • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
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          • spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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            I’m definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren’t monitoring all my shit 🫩

          • BingBong@sh.itjust.works
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            Jokes on you. Lumberg is my porn preference.

            • djdarren@piefed.social
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              9 天前

              Has he seen your O face?

        • CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml
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          I gotta keep this at 34 upvotes

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            10 天前

            Rule

            • CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml
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              9 天前

              Exactlly

        • jlow (he / him)@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Is that better or worse than being weird and having boring porn preferences?

          • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Better, if you’re weird but not freaky, then ya got nothin’ to justify the weirdness

    • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Because guns? Probably. Still idiotic.

    • CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml
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      Yeah ik and we are doing It to ourselves.

    • sandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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      It should result in a ban. The worst is I’ve seen memes reposted where the original wasnt censored at all

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    So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.

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      I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn’t funny even without censorship.

      • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Touché

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      Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV

      shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits

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        • shit
        • piss
        • fuck
        • cunt
        • cocksucker
        • motherfucker
        • tits
        • fart
        • turd
        • twat
        • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Is this karaoke? Are we singing that Blink 182 song?

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            It’s a famous comedy skit. https://youtu.be/kyBH5oNQOS0

            The full show, Live at Carnagy Hall is great and I honestly recommend most of Carlin’s standup.

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            🎶I fucked your mooooom 🎶

        • CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml
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          What got removed?

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        Oh no, I hope this post won’t get demonetized

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        Hijo de puta!

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          Puta madre

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      If people can’t stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users…

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    these little self censors that don’t cover shit or make a fucking difference ruin any potential comedy. who the hell thinks this is necessary or beneficial

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    This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.

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      That’s just ignorant. I got shot at a festival. Not school.

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    In the name of her majesty, I have arrived.

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    Americans posting social media

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      Ameripingsomed?

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        Ameri pigs on meds

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          God I wish the Ameri pigs were on meds but they’re taking ketamine because antidepressants are bad for you or something

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            Ketameds, yum!

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      I had a stroke

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      Is it just Americans? My understanding that most mainstream platforms were full of this bullshit.

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    The British any time they talk about america

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      Which is still less often than school shootings in America

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        Oof.

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      Yeah. They are going soft con you

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    Why is sex corrected to “six”? Is this a Kiwi meme?

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      Wherever this was originally shared\posted, someone circumvented the site’s detector bot for blocked words by paint-brushing over the word(s)… but still readable to humans.
      It’s an annoying new trend.

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        Why don’t they just post somewhere that won’t block it then? Surely the point of this is that children would be safe there, so this just screws everybody.

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    The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don’t accidentally glimpse each other’s private parts.

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    It’s funny how some people’s impression of a UK accent is how the royals sound, when in reality the UK has the most diverse accents of any english speaking country i know of

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      I feel like it’s just recognized more than the myriad of accents across America. There are so many accents just in a single city, let alone across the whole country. For example, you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.

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        I don’t think US accents are nearly as diverse per area as the UK, but i guess that’s just my impression, I’ve never read a study on it or anything

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          Well “per area” is vastly different purely from a geographical standpoint. Much bigger country and the UK is a much more densely populated place.

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          The US may be big, but the UK had more centuries of existence before the unifying effect of national TV and radio.

          This wikipedia article boldly asserts that “The UK has the most local accents of any English-speaking country” but the claim is [citation needed].

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          Source: I just feel like it’s true right now.

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        you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.

        Pffft. I have a different accent to my wife. And my dog.

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      Then add in all the many Scots accents and dialects, Scots Gaelic, Welsh and Welsh-accented English. Hardly anyone speaks RP (received pronunciation, ie posh) any more. Even the royals have toned it down. The late queen was really plummy back in the 50s. https://youtu.be/Ga-UcoJzsHg

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        Interesting, her accent has really changed a lot to become more regular sounding. I would guess in the old recording she was actively putting on the ridiculous accent, because the royals are all about projecting a posh image. Like i bet she did a lot of elocution training to purposely teach her how to sound that way

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          Her whole family and their aristocratic social circle spoke like that, she grew up speaking like that. She’s not putting it on, that’s who she was. The growing pressure for royalty to be less aloof forced a gradual move to more “normal” speech from about the 70s. At the same time, broadcasters were starting to hire people with (gasp) regional accents. Previously anyone aspiring to be a newsreader etc had to speak RP, “the queen’s English”.

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    Close your eyes op.

    Shoot.

    You can look now.

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      How is OP supposed to know when to open their eyes?

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        Oh shoot, they’ve probably still got their eyes shut to this day.

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    As an american, i can confirm.

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    “Brilliant”

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    Wait I thought the brits were the cousin fuckers

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      Just the royals

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        The royals are child fuckers

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