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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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I'd never let my tongue touch a pineapple

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    What does that censored part say? a66boles? It’s just so well censored that it’s impossible to tell

    • PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world
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      I’m glad it’s redacted. probably offensive.

      • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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        You really think so?
        Who’s deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!

        • Magnum, P.I.@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here

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    omg u didn’t censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad

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      don’t worry I’ll calm her down

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    I’m in the enjoy both club. Fuck y’all that don’t enjoy a well crafted “Hawaiian” asshole… it’s all about the edges😜

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    People do know that you poop with your asshole?

    But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.

    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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      Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.

      /s

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    Why would anyone censor asshole and not pineapple?

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      Idiot if you ask me

  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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    The trick is to have pineapple that has been carmelized. If it’s just canned and thrown on top it ain’t the same.

    You can get creative and soak your pineapple too. Add a bit of heat it.

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    Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!

    • MrFappy@lemmy.world
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      I feel as though that would taste like shit…

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        Better than pineapple pizza then?

        :P

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.

          • kautau@lemmy.world
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            Fresh raw pineapple is awesome. Cooked pineapple sucks

  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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    What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it’s censored so effectively.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      We’ll never know

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    Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you’re eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.

    • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today
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      I love getting eaten by pineapple, personally.

  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online
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    Be especially vigilant near pizza.

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    I order goatse pizzas with the pineapple in the gape kaleidoscope, real upper management shit 🖇️

  • gilgameth@lemmy.world
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    Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*

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