White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced Thursday that President Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency.
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Chronic Penis Insufficiency you say? Physical manifestation of TDS or Tiny Dick Syndrome.
Please tell me they’re going to cut his feet off.
You know he’s seriously worried about the Epstein stuff if he’s announcing a health issue. Normally he’s far too vain to admit even the slightest of health problems.
He’s both too vain and not vein enough
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While that’s one part, they had to say something because of that picture of his legs.
CVI can cause swelling like that and is sort of treatable, but at his age another common cause of that ankle edema is late stage heart failure. As in “probably wouldn’t last term” late stage. And that rumour spreading would cause him major issues, like people spending more money on Vance than him.
All I read was “heart failure”. I may need to talk to my doctor in 4 hours.
Congestive Heart Failure is super scary, but survivable. Shit, I did it. In my case it was caused by an irregular heart beat following open heart surgery.
My fluid retention was all in my chest though, not my legs. I couldn’t lay down because it felt like I was drowning. (Because, thanks to the fluid, I was drowning.)
They pulled 4 liters of fluid off me every day for 7 days, then ran an electrocardioversion to fix the heart beat.
For those at home:
4 liters of fluid:
Electrocardioversion:
They didn’t have to say anything. He’s had people call things adverse health conditions on the news before and ignored them.
It just shows the sacrifices he’s willing to make
for the nationto save his own skin!
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
This is a distraction from the Epstein files.
Can we make this a standard message for every Trump post?
Yeah I figured it was a given. Dude never admits to being unhealthy.
Epstine?
Oops good call. Fixed
Cool
Not good enough.
Though I hope this causes a lot of discomfort. Hope he can’t wander too far from Pedo-Lardo so as to not further embarrass this country, humans, and this planet…
We know he’s 6’3" and 224 pounds with a resting heartbeat of 62 bpm. How could he possibly have health problems?
Hight? Sure, maybe.
224lbs? Likely short about 40
Resting bpm 62? Must have had him at a good time.
BP 128/74? FAT fucking chance, thats for SURE fudged.
This was in April so maybe he had a rapid deescalation in health but that mans feet SCREAM chronically high BP
Pretty sure that was the joke. I don’t know how they can lie about the height of someone who must certainly be one of the most photographed people in the world (POTUS, I mean, why in the world anyone would want to photograph Trump himself is beyond me), but pretty sure even that one is wrong. The others are much easier to lie about, even if they are obviously wrong.
It’s been a thing people have talked about for a long time that Trump wears lifts to make himself look taller.
But fuck trans people for wearing clothes that change their presentation.
He such a hypocrite, but I suppose it’s one of his least bad qualities when so much about him is awful.
No way his resting heart rate is 62bpm. The man does not exercise.
The man does not exercise.
Do hamberder and Coca-Cola curls count?
"Hey, that’s DIET Coca-cola!
Uh, pass over that bucket of KFC." - the Donvict
What do you mean?! here he is walking up stairs with the DEMOCRATIC FAKE NEWS covid HOAX!!! just fine. You telling me walking up a flight of stairs to get in a plane isn’t exercise? Get outta here.
Imagine how much exercise he could get if he walked while playing golf rather than riding carts.
Are you saying that they lied about his health!? Say it ain’t so!
There’s absolutely no way he’s 6’3".
Gavin Newsom is 6’3" and he’s got at least 1 inch on Dump (maybe more depending on heel inserts)
I’m actually 6’3, and even when I was 290lb, I was thinner than Trump.
6’2 and I just went below 260lbs for the first time in a while and I’m much thinner than his bloated ass. Doing 9 miles of walking at work a day is slimming myself down big time.
Gavin Newsom is 6’3" and he’s got at least 1 inch on Dump (maybe more depending on heel inserts)
His insufficiencies are not limited to his blood vessels.
The conspiracy theory going around is that when she removes her cross necklace , she’s aware she’s lying…
Most of us know she’s lying because her mouth is open, however.
It’s a crucifix fyi.
What definition are you using to distinguish them? 'Cause pretty much every picture of her necklace on Google images search shows the pendant as devoid of Jesus as her heart.
The line’s “that’s a cross”.
I like to think of it as a lower case “t” when I see that it means “time to leave”
*It’s a horcrux
whorecrux*
According to google its usually not fatal, but its comorbid with diabetes and several types of heart failure
Maybe at least some suffering?
So, you’re telling me there’s a chance.
Thanks for saving me a search!
That’s not the only thing chronically insufficient about him.
Chronic penis insufficiency? Sounds about right.
Call me when it gets interesting…
Distraction is key.
